on firing the niggardly

was scrooge a niggard
and if not, why not,
crows can't disregard,
what the blackbird's got?
niggards are misers!
mind not the mayor's
P. R. advisors
saying their prayers.
who'd be offended,
if niggard the word
to be defended
against the absurd,
whose views about race
impinge everywhere,
imagined disgrace
pulled out of the air?
a niggard is rich,
with no spending itch,
when next a miser
comes into my view,
niggardly wiser,
I'll bid him, adieu.

--jawjajack goobersack



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